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How many Stickists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Best submitted punch-line wins... a moment of admiration.)

But seriously, how many Stickists are there, in the world? Anybody know?

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Post Re: How many Stickists?
jeffcomas wrote:
How many Stickists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Best submitted punch-line wins... a moment of admiration.)

But seriously, how many Stickists are there, in the world? Anybody know?


None, Both hands are too busy making music!

None, we'd rather play in the dark and use the money to buy another Stick!

50. One person changes the bulb and the others tell them they are making good progress.

Is this an official well made light bulb or a copy cat with bad advertisment tactics? :twisted:

OK none are very funny but i tried! :D

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Post Re: How many Stickists?
Greg's gonna win this...


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Post Re: How many Stickists?
vijithassar wrote:
Greg's gonna win this...


Well besides Emmett, Greg probably has the best idea just how many Sticks may be out there. .................. Or were you refering to the joke section? ;)

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I have five Stick instruments but I´m only one Stickist. Does anyone know how many instruments SE has made till this day?

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Post Re: How many Stickists?
jeffcomas wrote:
How many Stickists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and Tritone to make a narky comment about their approach. :)

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Post Re: How many Stickists?
Or for second prize:

One Stickist and Traktor Topaz. The Stickist uses a quality globe that meets safety standards, suits the room and will last for years without replacement. Traktor assists by jumping up and down, screaming that his cheap, poorly constructed globes would do the same job and no-one would notice the difference. Honest!

All for laughs, if you've taken offence, please feel free to abuse me to your hearts content. :)

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Post Re: How many Stickists?
jeffcomas wrote:
How many Stickists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: What's a Stickist?












followed very quickly by:

Q: How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb?







This joke is better if you ask "how many Chapman Stick players does it take to change a light bulb".... A "What's a Chapman Stick?"

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"Hi Jack",

another Question:

"What do you have to do, to get a Banjo-Player off the tree?"

Answer:

"Cut the rope"

Sorry, all you Banjo-Players...I apologize, this was a nasty one :twisted: ...Bad Boy :lol:

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Post Re: How many Stickists?
Didn't Emmett say something about there being roughly 6000.

My serial is 5594 and I just got my Stick only a little while ago.

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