"spend" over the world...Buahahaha. Funny.
I've deleted the rest of this message because I'm confident he's already seen it.

Translating this post was doubly entertaining, again, tip of hat to you Tatsu for taking the edge off an otherwise mundane Tuesday morning.

Did you really try to translate it? I just tried to scare the kid who's doing this that he doesn't have time for it since he's at university he should be studying how to be a doctor, or a lawyer etc... for the sake of his future and current family, not shitting his life away with this nonsense.

Without it he'll end up a street dog like all the other Ubud taxi drivers who imagine I'm arrogant for ignoring their demands for attention every-time I walk by one every meter on the sidewalk, every day for months while we're waiting for our baby to be born.

Message removed for safety of the victims. Haha

Typo - should read "Stick".

...so, so, true this is...

...in 1 sec our sun moves 250 km round our galaxy...
...300 sec you need for a mornig egg...
...25900 sec the adult-being life of a fly...
...31'600'000 sec is a year...
...3'600'000'000 sec a century...

...in every life the amount of seconds to fill is countable...

...but best of all, your baby will be born, the most important of all... ...
...congrats and very best wishes for you and your increasing family... ...

Balt-A-Sar,

thanks for the well wishes.

The following is for the uninvited guest...

couldn't you just say: "yo mama..."